Meet the Breaking News of the World Staff
He's tireless, taps no phones, and is guaranteed to generate 100% incorrect stories for your reading pleasure!
Rovatron's massive computing power is well suited to generating completely baseless news stories 24 hours a day. Programmed with the Breaking News of the World mission statement, (100% Information Free, Untouched by Human Hands And Guaranteed To Be False), Rovatron does not need to tap phones or hire paparazzi to create the news.
