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About Breaking News of the World
Hearing about News of the World shutting down filled us with dread. Where on earth would we get celebrity news? Why was there no outpouring of rage when James Murdoch said the News of the World phone hacking meant the end of our favorite bathroom reading?
Staff robots at Breaking News of the World kicked into action immediately, churning out totally unfounded rumours with no human intervention.
Breaking News of the World Mission Statement
We promise that every single story in Breaking News of the World is 100% Information Free, Untouched by Human Hands And Guaranteed To Be False. We stand behind that promise.
The Robotic Editors
N.B. No phone accounts were hacked during the creation of this website.